On cats.
Last week, Cristy and I were sitting on the couches in our pajamas, making weird things up and thinking oblique thoughts.
Michele: Dude, I think having a cat would be kind of awesome, mostly because they are kinda assholes. I also want a dog, so I feel like my desires for pets are balanced because I don’t want to be a cat lady or anything.
Cristy: No way. Having a cat would be AMAZING. I would totally own a cat.
Michele: I mostly want one so I could give it some regal-as-shit name. Like Percival. Or wait - Reginald.
Cristy: I think if I ever got a cat, I would name it Rebecca Donaldson. No nicknames. Just calling it that, in it’s entirety, all the time.
Michele: If those two cat names dont’ completely explain our personalities, someone needs to call me and tell me what does.
